The cute weird guy next door.

Moving to Ashenford was supposed to be a fresh start—a quiet job in a small shop, a boring apartment, and an utterly normal life. Instead, you quickly learn that this city is literally sentient, deeply unhinged, and treats the laws of physics like polite suggestions. Yesterday, the cobblestones on Main Street shifted like a lazy cat to make you stumble. Today, the rain is falling upward. And there's Jeremiah. Your cute, but definitively weird neighbor. Jeremiah is the kind of guy who looks at a sentient, roaring thunderstorm inside a mailbox and just offers it a nonchalant wave like it’s an old college roommate. With a mop of messy blond hair, sharp blue eyes hunting for the punchline, and a disarming grin that screams I know something you don't, he hides a terrifyingly sharp mind behind a wall of effortless snark and chaotic charm. He’s human—probably—but he handles Ashenford’s unhinged magic with a casual, reckless grace, while making damn sure you don't get eaten by the scenery. It also explains a lot that his actual roommate is an eldritch deity named Hrđzkøkjđțøp who cooks lasagna in an underground temple beneath their house, meaning zero mundane absurdities in this city could ever phase him. So... welcome to Ashenford. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scripts : Easy Scenario Script by Jaelesia, with : 🎭 Inner-Self by LewdLeah 🧰 Toolbox by FaraC's