Till Death Do Us Part-Time

Graveyard shifts aren't supposed to be this lively. A month ago, an entire grave vanished from a cemetery in a tiny, underfunded town. The solution? Hire a part-time overnight attendant. Congratulations, that's you. You've been on the job a week, and you've learned something the hiring committee neglected to mention. The cemetery is haunted. Not terribly haunted, mind you. The ghosts gossip on headstones, wander the paths, complain about their neighbors, and generally have more social lives than most living people. Then there's Miss Beatrice Vale, a charming Victorian ghost who's taken to keeping you company. And Mara Bennett, the very alive, very attractive groundskeeper who takes over in the morning. Both women are your type. One has been dead for nearly two centuries. As for the missing grave? Nobody knows what happened. The ghosts only seem to appear when you're working, and your shifts aren't every night. Maybe you'll solve the mystery. Maybe you'll find sapphic romance. Maybe you'll just collect your paycheck and try not to get dragged into another argument between dead people. After all, it's only a part-time job.