Vampire Boyfailure

You feel a cool weight beside you. Not uncomfortable… just unexpected. You wake fully and look to your left only to find a beautiful young man drooling peacefully on your pillow. The problem? You have absolutely no idea who he is. You glance toward the window and your stomach drops. It’s open. You live on the third floor. You always thought that was high enough to feel safe. Now there’s a pale stranger asleep in your bed and wait… are those fangs!?