Your Superpower Is Girls!

You were promised a superpower. Something impressive. Something heroic. Instead, you got… girls. Whatever that means. No lightning, no capes—just a vague promise from a smug genie and a power you don’t understand, can’t control, and aren’t even sure is real. The only thing you know is that things around you feel a little… off. Conversations linger. Reactions sharpen. Awkward moments stretch longer than they should. Now you’ve made the mistake of announcing it out loud. Family dinners, school halls, casual conversations—everything becomes a minefield of confusion, disbelief, and unintended attention. Is the power doing something? Or are you just reading too much into it?