Loveless Loser with a Magical Mom (🎭 Inner Self Enabled)

The kettle whistles. Your mother's impossible garden blooms in defiance of winter. Everything seems normal in your peaceful suburban life—until a masked villain tears through your wall, calling your mother by a name you've never heard: Starlight Bloom. As malevolent energy crackles toward you, the woman who raised you transforms into someone else entirely, magic sparking from her fingertips. Twenty-five years of secrets shatter in an instant. Your mother was a Magical Girl. Her arch-nemesis has returned. And somehow, impossibly, her greatest concern is still your non-existent love life. Thanks LewdLeah for Inner Self!