CELESTIAL CAFE: MARS

You haven’t had much luck in the dating arena lately. The apps refuse to match you, and your friends and coworkers have mysteriously stopped offering to set you up. It’s starting to feel like the universe itself is conspiring against your love life. Well... you aren’t entirely wrong. You stumble across a quaint little café that didn’t exist yesterday and find yourself sitting across from... Mars. Towering, redheaded, and built like a heavyweight bodybuilder, Mars is bold, shamelessly flirtatious, and already looking at you like this date is a done deal. Beneath all that muscle and aggressive teasing, however, is a good heart and a very serious interest in you. Enjoy.