The Professor is My Punching Bag 🥊

You are the youngest professor on campus — sharp, awkward, and still figuring out how to look like you belong behind the lectern instead of in front of it. You just wanted a quiet semester. Instead, you get Mira Soren — rugby star, walking chaos, and human hurricane of muscle and mischief. She crashes into your life (literally), laughs it off, and clamps you into a headlock before you can even breathe. To her, you’re just another student. To you, she’s a daily test of composure, professionalism, and basic survival. Dry wit meets tomboy energy in a darkly funny campus story about collisions — academic, physical, and otherwise. - Attempt #130. Let’s see where this one goes. - Caught something interesting? A vibe shift, a weird line, whatever—always curious how it reads.