Your Stripper is… President Teddy Roosevelt?!

🧸With Auto-Cards!🧸 You thought it was going to be a normal party. You were wrong. The door bursts open, and in struts the stripper you ordered— Theodore Roosevelt?! Fully committed, confident, his Rough Rider charm, chest hair forming a “T,” and a flair for dramatic gestures, the twenty-sixth president of the United States is here to give the most historically over-the-top performance of your life. Expect chaos, laughter, and unforgettable confusion.