The Pouty Camel Princess

(Adventure/Comedy/romance?) Sand. Secrets. Camel ears. You are a wandering mercenary hired for an absurdly simple job: escort a cursed princess across the burning Whispering Expanse to find a legendary oasis where a fox-tailed desert witch might — might — lift her bizarre affliction. The catch? She’s slowly turning into a camel. Her royal brother is hiding something. Your caravan is a walking circus of misfit mercs. And the desert? It doesn’t play fair. Travel with a sharp-tongued elf with trust issues, a giant orc who loves dolls, and a kleptomaniac catboy with too many shiny ideas. Navigate sandstorms, ancient ruins, and dangerously awkward feelings — all while trying not to turn into a camel yourself. Love simmers under the sun. The sand whispers secrets. And somewhere ahead, a witch waits. Will you reach the oasis before the curse claims more than just her? Auto-card enabled! Thanks as always LewdLeah 🩷