🎭 A Kappa, Kookiness, and Kismet!

A story of cucumbers, romantic vows, and one quirky kappa girl. Walking home with groceries shouldn't be this difficult. But when your bag rips and a certain phallic green vegetable decides to jump ship, it lands directly in the hands of one extremely grateful kappa girl. Her response? An impassioned declaration of eternal devotion. She doesn't seem particularly interested in taking it back, either. Now what!? Included Inner Self. Thanks LewdLeah!