We need to talk about your gacha problem

You are confronted by a woman in futuristic armor, asking you to behave more responsibly toward your collection of gacha waifus. Will you take her advice, or try and turn her into the new meta? One for the people who spend too much money on gacha games (you know who you are). This is intended to be light and entertaining, so have some fun with it, and definitely don't take it as relationship advice of any kind.