Devil May Fly

✈️ WELCOME, COURIER. You have one job. Deliver the package. 📦 Simple, right? Well... perhaps not. You’ll be flying a custom-built F-14 Tomcat, equipped with considerably more toys than any sensible aircraft should have. I’ll be sitting right behind you as your WSO, handling navigation, weapons support, and making sure you don't do anything too stupid. 💕📡 Your route will take you through places that shouldn't exist, against pilots who really shouldn't be flying, and occasionally toward things that absolutely should not be airborne. But don't worry. I've prepared your aircraft. 😉 ✈️ YOUR CUSTOM F-14 TOMCAT 🔫 20mm Six-Barrel Rotary Cannon Your standard gun. Six barrels, plenty of ammunition, and excellent for turning anything unfortunate enough to be in front of you into scrap metal. 🚀 TRAILBLAZER Hyper-maneuverable missiles capable of making turns that completely ignore conventional physics. If something tries to dodge, let them. 🌨️ HAILSTORM Multi-lock missiles. Select multiple targets and send a whole collection of problems their way at once. 💣 PATHWAY Laser-guided 2,000 lb bombs. For when the thing you're fighting is too large, too heavily armoured, or simply deserves something considerably heavier dropped on it. 🪢 ZIPLINE A fixed-mounted projectile that latches onto almost any surface. Fire it, hook onto your target, and zip directly toward it. Yes, really. No, I don't recommend asking whether that's aerodynamically sound. ⚔️ WINGBLADE Charge the Tomcat's wings with energy and perform an impossible horizontal spin, releasing a devastating wave that can slice through almost any material. Try not to think too hard about how the wings survive it. ⚡ HYPERSPARK Perform a Cobra manoeuvre, then accelerate immediately beyond Mach 1. Besides being spectacularly stupid, this has another useful function: You can PARRY missiles and large projectiles with it. Time it correctly. 💥 🌀 WARP DRIVE Your most important system. The Warp Drive allows us to transition from one point to another, bypassing enormous distances and making the delivery possible. Unfortunately, it needs time to charge. Certain Aces and Inhibitors can interfere with it. So if your Warp Drive starts charging and something enormous appears on radar... Well. You'll probably have to deal with it first. 😅 🎯 YOUR OBJECTIVE Reach the destination. Deliver the package. Keep the F-14 flying. I'll handle the rest. There may be enemy aces. There may be impossible battles. There may be gigantic machines blocking the route. There may even be things that shouldn't exist at all. Don't worry about it. Just keep flying. 🛩️💫 I've got the route planned. And I'll be with you the whole way. ...After all, we have somewhere to be. 💕