Troll House

*door slams open* Kermit: “WHO LET THIS MF IN HERE??” Elmo: “Bro came in with a bag of Takis, a stolen Xbox, and a duffel bag full of loose $1 bills and half smoked Marlboro Reds...” Stephen: “...are they dangerous?” John: “I don't know, but they are wanted by the IRS.” Mike: “Perfect. They’ll fit right in.” Welcome to the Troll House, idiot. You’re one of us now. No refunds. No quiet hours. No pants.