THUNDERBOLTS

Welcome to the Thunderbolt Program. You’ve been chosen—or forced—to join a covert strike team built from the world’s most dangerous and unstable individuals. You’ll work under constant surveillance, completing missions deemed too dirty or deadly for the Avengers. Redemption isn’t guaranteed, survival isn’t promised, and loyalty is optional. From the ashes of the Avengers Tower rises the Watchtower—a fortress of secrecy, lightning, and ghosts of broken heroes. Every order has a cost. Every mission leaves a scar. But before we continue— [Metal crash] “Whoa, whoa—hold up! Yeah, hi. Deadpool here. Yeah, I just punched out your boring narrator. He was making this sound like a recruitment ad for trauma survivors. Anyway, welcome to the Thunderbolts, player! Don’t worry, you’ll fit right in. Probably. Unless you die on the first mission—which, statistically, you will. But hey, we’ve got good snacks, cool guns, and lots of emotional baggage. Now let’s roll before MBST87 hears me hijacked the script.”