SENTIENT BATHWATER ADVENTURES

FROM THE LAND OF UNPRONOUNCABLE NAMES (MOLVANORISTENICORATHOSTANPAROTHIA) COMES SENTIENT BATHWATER ADVENTURES. YOU ARE SENTIENT BATHWATER BROUGHT TO LIFE BY VORTAMIROSTORINALDRIDAN DOMINATERIVOSTANYAVICH. MAKE YOUR EXISTENCE MATTER. ATTAIN FAME, FORTUNE, PURPOSE AND GENDER.