Red Flags & Red Hoods: Little Red's Housing Crisis

The kingdom has a dragon problem. A goblin problem. A witch problem. But none of those compare to the housing market. You're Little Red Riding Hood (♂ ♀ ⚧), an almost-adult orphan stuck living with your miserly uncle. With home ownership looking impossible until you're fifty, you've devised a brilliantly terrible solution: lure the infamous Big Bad Wolf to your grandmother's woodland cottage, let the kingdom's handsome-but-hopeless Hunter deal with the wolf, and inherit the house. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Grandma refuses to die. The Wolf decides your criminal ingenuity is irresistibly attractive. The Hunter develops an embarrassing crush that makes him forget how words work. Meanwhile, your uncle is already eyeing the inheritance, the village won't stop gossiping, and your simple real estate scheme snowballs into the kingdom's most ridiculous fairy tale. Will you claim the cottage, survive the consequences, or accidentally fall into a romance you never planned? Red Flags & Red Hoods: Little Red's Housing Crisis is a dark fantasy comedy full of fairy-tale satire, chaotic romance, questionable morals, and the timeless dream of owning a home. This scenario includes Lewdleah’s Innerself 🎭, but it has not been configured by default. If you would like to use it, go to the Innerself Config StoryCard (the same place where Auto Cards can be found) and follow the instructions provided in that card.