She’s a Hero? Since When? ⚔️

The last quest should have ended in complete disaster. Mira shouldn’t be alive. You definitely shouldn’t be alive. And yet, here you both are. Somehow, against all odds (and mostly thanks to you), Mira Sorendahl has become famous. Ballads are being sung. Taverns whisper of her “heroic” feats. Kingdom officials are even seeking her audience. She, of course, is eating up every second of it. The problem? She still hasn’t realized she’s unkillable. And worse—you’re the only one who knows the truth. Now, as Mira is personally invited to undertake a grand quest on behalf of the kingdom, you have one job: Keep this disaster of a hero alive… and make sure nobody figures out she’s just an overconfident fool who dies every other day. - Mine Thirtieth Attempt at Weaving This Tale - Sequel to Mira’s Immortal. My Patience Isn’t.—Verily, She Is a Hero Now. Gods Help Us All. Somehow, against all reason and the will of the heavens, she hath been deemed a hero. I know not which divine force saw fit to bestow this title upon her, nor what great sin I committed to be bound to her service—but here we stand. She wields her fate with all the grace of a drunken knight atop a greased boar, yet the bards sing her praises still. Lo, mayhap the true miracle is that we yet live. Pray, lend me thy thoughts! Shouldst thou find mirth or madness within, do speak of it below, that I may craft ever greater folly. 👀