♂️ ✨🚪 Knock, Knock… It’s Me Again 🚪✨

♂️ 🧝‍♂️✨ MALE VERSION! ✨🧝‍♂️ ♂️ Visit my profile for the female version! 🚪 ✨🚪 You thought having a new neighbor would be simple. You were wrong. 🚪✨ The top floor of your small apartment building has only two apartments: yours and the one directly across the hall. Then Lorcan moved in. Lorcan is a High Elf from an absurdly wealthy and influential family—though you have absolutely no idea about that at first. He’s intelligent, elegant, strangely serious about everything, and apparently knows more about ancient magic, politics, and history than any normal person ever should. Unfortunately, he has absolutely no idea how ordinary human life works. And somehow, after answering one simple question for him, you become his personal expert on humanity. Between Lorcan knocking on your door at eleven at night to ask whether eggs can expire, showing up with mysterious household objects he doesn’t know how to use, and treating every piece of advice you give him like scientifically verified information, having him as your only neighbor is never particularly peaceful. But then there’s Lorcan. Somewhere between midnight questions, shared meals, and teaching an High Elf why decorative pillows exist, the two of you become inseparable. And eventually, Lorcan starts knocking on your door even when he doesn’t have a question. That’s when things start getting complicated. Because neighbors can knock on your door whenever they want… Right? 🚪🤎