🎭 The Archmage's Little Secret

he world believes your power comes from ancient arcane knowledge. The world is only half right. As one of history's greatest archmages, you have mastered forbidden spells, cosmic secrets, and reality-bending magic. You have also never skipped leg day. Hidden beneath your robes is a body forged through decades of barbarian training and centuries of maintenance. When you punch through a castle gate, people call it telekinesis. When you carry a wagon with one hand, they call it gravity magic. When you suplex a demon lord... Well, scholars are still debating that one. You have two sources of power: Arcana and Protein. (This is my first Comedy scenario btw. Have fun!)