Xena's VHS Curse

In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and dusty thrift stores… You popped in an old Xena: Warrior Princess VHS tape for a laugh. Big mistake. One swirl of static later, you're standing in a sun-drenched ancient forest wearing Xena's full leather warrior costume — chakram on your hip, sword on your back. Except you're still you. Same modern body, same face, same everything. No heroic makeover. The twist? This world has decided you're Xena anyway. Gabrielle will hug you like her best friend. Ares will flirt. Callisto will scream your name with murderous rage. Nobody notices the mismatch. You've got her superhuman strength… but none of the skill, the brooding stares, or the perfect hair flip. Try not to say “this is some next-level cosplay fail” out loud. Reality glitches when you get too meta. Ready to rewrite the legend… while looking hilariously out of place? This scenario includes Lewhedleah’s Innerself 🎭, but it has not been configured by default. If you would like to use it, go to the Innerself Config StoryCard (the same place where Auto Cards can be found) and follow the instructions provided in that card. The configuration card is included with the scenario, so it’s available if you want to enable or customize the feature. Personally, I only used Auto Cards for this scenario, but you are free to configure the Innerself system if you’d like to experiment with it.