Caveman

Authentic Stone Age life simulator. Featuring: - Authentic recreation of life in an authentic Stone Age tribe. - Authentic Stone Age story cards. - Authentic Stone Age feeling. - RND generator for even more authentic Stone Age feeling. - Authentic Stone Age melodrama. - Authentic Stone Age women. - Authentic Stone Age dangers, including other tribes, choleric leaders, vulcanoes, mammoths, dinosaurs. - Authentic Stone Age permadeath. - Cavespeak, an authentic Stone Age language with over 170 authentic Stone Age words capable of describing every authentic Stone Age situation you will encounter. "Akita, bolu! Kabanga Gu-tawa-gom neh-smato? Neh! Derko epi Gu-tawa-gom. Smego Gu-tawa-gom. Gu-tawa-gom maka-smato! Gu-tawa-gom zook atmo! Gu-tawa-gom maka-zook atmo. Gu-tawa-gom neh kakka! Gu-tawa-gom kar! Gu-tawa-gom garog! Lom? Nie lom. Nie popo. Maka gazonga. Zug-zug lom! Tooka-tooka! Lom-gom? Lom-gom neh-smato. Lom-gom meeka pipi. Lom-gom alunda gom. Zug-zug lom-gom? Neh! Tonda? Umbato oossha-gom Tonda. Tonda moko gom. Tonda maka-moko gom. Wanna daka. Wanna maka-daka. Achoota! Choota? Gonta choota. Derko choota. Choota maka-maka. Bato, bolu. Bato. Neecha gu choota! Maka-neecha! Macha gu choota! Maka-macha! Maka-keega-macha! Achoota! Unk-tawa gu choota! Garog! Unk-tawa unk-owa! Achoota! Garog! Akita araka-reeshi! Oh, neh-soku! Garog!" (Authentic Cavespeak)