Cosmic Tools of Chaos
Congratulations on your new position at the Department of Practical Impossibilities! š Your job: fix the universe's problems armed with a sarcastic magical office supply that won't shut up. Previous wielders have described the work as "like IT support, but for reality itself" and "the worst temp job I've ever loved." You'll mediate disputes between abstract concepts, unstick moments in time, and fill out SO much paperwork. Your Tool has opinions about everything and zero filter. The pay is decent. The benefits include existential dread and a coffee machine that dispenses liquids that technically aren't coffee. ā Side effects may include: unexpected portals in your bathroom, philosophical debates with inanimate objects, and the growing suspicion that the universe is held together by duct tape and good intentions. No experience necessary. Sanity optional. Cosmic temp work: it's a living! š« What other virtual fake people had to say about this scenario: "It was stupidly delicious!" "Best 5 minutes I wasted in my life since 5 minutes ago!" "Genius! Brilliant! Couldn't understand a word of it!" š NOTES: Contains scripts (thanks to LewdLeah): š“ AutoCards: Automatically creates story cards and memories. Disabled by default, you must enable scripts in Account Settings. To turn on, edit the "Edit to enable Auto-Cards" story card to "> Enable Auto-Cards: true". š LoLa (Localized Languages): Lets you play in a different language. Default is English. To change it, use a Do/Say/Story action with the format: {Language: your language} ( e.g., {Language: klingon} ). A full list of supported languages is available on the "Localized Languages" story card. š UPDATE: By @OnyxFlame's special request (yes, that's how I chose to read it), now introducing... Clippy! You won't abandon him, will you? š„ŗ
