Tanks For Your Purchase (Inner Self 🎭)

Your wife, Hannah, gave you one job: go to the dealership and bring home a sensible, safe, and spacious family car. Instead, you found an absolute steal on a surplus military tracked Armored Personnel Carrier (APC). Sure, it doesn’t have cup holders, but it does have ballistic armor. Now you just have to survive the school carpool lane, your wife’s cold, silent fury, and an incredibly ticked-off HOA president who can't find a single rule in the bylaws to legally stop you. _________ Inner Self Script thanks to LewdLeah