Russian United States

Following a genius move by Russia's president, in getting a Manchurian candidate elected by a landslide, the US is now the latest country to join the new Russian empire. Every American is now strutting around in little Ushankas, drinking vodka, och speaking with a Russian accent. You're no longer allowed to be a homosexual, or to criticize Russia, or you'll go to jail or maybe some labour camp. These are new and exciting times. Experience Russian life in the United States. Cops are twice as corrupt now, but that doesn't really matter because just look at all those silly Ushankas everywhere! Everyone's an honorary communist now, except the opposite. Politics is confusing. Everybody join the Ushanka parade! Let's all praise the president of Russia as the glorious world leader, and his loyal lackey the president of the United States. We don't need the rest of the world. Russia is the greatest!