Beißen: Son of Hel

Hi! My name is Beißen, that's pronounced(Bī-zan) and if you read the title, I'm the son of Hel. No, not that place, it can't have kids! I think...I'm the son of the Goddess Hel, who rules Hel...I know, very vain! Well anyway she hates me and thinks I'm a loser! Like my brother Krampus is cool!? Kidnapping kids for centuries beating them with branches, frying them in oil or just dropping them off to Mom so she can't torture them...so boring. I'm gonna prove my worth! I'm gonna take over the whole Earth! See I have the power to bite someone and the die but then they raise from the dead under my control craving flesh from the living...I call them...uhhhh well, I haven't thought of a name undead cannibals...So I'm going to make the world my undead kingdom one bite at a time...this won't be easy humans have magic, heroes blessed by silly do-gooder gods and something called science...I will defeat all with my deadly army of Human munchies or something...Just me and my loyal undead wolf Zombie. After I make my undead empire...maybe my mom will love me....