Cruise simulator

Take a curise to anywhere with the power of AI and your imagination in this hit scenario by Nobody73. Lounge in a spacious and luxurious cabin. Meet all sorts of interesting people, maybe even a special guy or gal. Enjoy interesting and exciting shore excursions. See local landmarks and cultural treasures. Natural wonders and an unlimited bar and 24/7 buffet. Get sea sick, get a social disease, get in a total Caren esc meltdown at the dining staff for running out of soft pretzels. All this and much much more await you in this artisan crafted, free range, ethically sourced, non GMO, unpasteurized, antibiotic free, USDA certified prime, OSHA approved, military grade, know to cause cancer or reproductive harm in California, FSA and HSA eligible, cage free scenario Did i use enough buzzwords? ( fun fact sea captains legally can't marry people just because they are sea captain ) I made this because in a bit of an insomnia induced internet browsing, I was pricing cruises that I would never go on with the express purpose of seeing how much whiskey and other hard liquor I would need to drink to make the cruise line loose money 9n me taking a trip on one of their fine vessels. Mind you, despite being a large man ( tall and fat ), I am extremely lightweight and don't drink often.