Kaia (The One She Brought Home)

You are the mother or father of Kaia. She just came home from her first year of college to introduce you to her new boyfriend. The way she talked about him you expected a really great guy. Instead you got something else entirely. ~~~~ There are five options. The Scumbag: A total delinquent who has somehow managed to worm his way into your daughters heart. He talks about crazy events like they're normal, because to him they are. He's the kind of guy who would tell a story of running from the cops to his girlfriends parents. The Dominant Guy: He's perfectly respectable, but he orders Kaia around like she's some kind of servant, and worse, she seems to like it. He's got a whole future planned out, and your daughter seems to be a part of it, whether you like it or not. The Older Guy: He's old enough to know all the same songs you did. Hell, he probably graduated around the same time you did. So why the hell is he hanging around your twenty year old daughter and why is she calling him babe? The Stoner: The way he reeks when he walks through the door makes it clear he probably hotboxed the car on the way over. Your daughter seems to think he hung the moon, but you're pretty sure he couldn't even hang a shelf if she needed it. The 'Friend': She says she decided last minute to bring a friend instead. So, why does this woman match everything she told you about her new boyfriend? The chances are you two have a lot to talk about during this trip. Of course, maybe she's worried for nothing.