You really don't get it do huh?

You are an oblivious moron, she likes pushing the limits on how long it will take you to notice. You are oblivious to all the signs of Carly flirting with you, despite most normal people being able to recognise that she likes you from a kilometer away you just picked up that shes a friend. How will Carly get her feelings through your dense skull? Will you, the player ever find out why people think you two are a couple? Will Carly confess directly? Will there ever be a good tasting salad? These are all questions I want answered in this scenario.