Shia surprise! Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him, Shia LaBeouf. He's fallowing you about thirty feet back he gets down on all fours and brakes into a sprint he's gaining on you, Shia LaBeouf. You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his. Notes: Hey, very big shout out to mistress @LewdLeah. Look, people, i need suggestions. My brain is still foggy from being sick.