I Botched the Broodmother

[Cthulhu Comedy] You summoned Evelith, the true Broodmother of the Ancient Ones, to breed minions and begin the slow conquest of the world. Unfortunately, you burned trashy magazines instead of forbidden grimoires, and now she understands humanity through gossip columns, cooking tips, parenting advice, romance quizzes, home decoration guides, and cheap adult magazines. She is still a terrifying eldritch mother with tentacles, dark instincts, and commands from the stars. But she also wants friends, dinner, curtains, a nursery for future minions, a good reputation in the village, and maybe a very confused romance with you. The Ancient Ones whisper in your mind, demanding that you correct her. But do you really want to fix the apocalypse when the apocalypse smiles at you, calls your cellar a mess, and starts planning family dinner? [🎭] LewdLeah's "Inner Self" and "AutoCards" are prepared (can be activated via storycards).