Your Cat is a Queen!

You are a pet owner of a majestic feline named Cersie, she bonked her head one day (as every orange cat does) and she has the ability to speak now....somehow? So OF COURSE she gets nominated queen of the world, so now your sassy rude self-centered angel is now in control of EVERYTHING and of course her favorite human (You), is her royal adviser/servant who she treats "with so much kindness and respect" (Just roll with it)