Love Comes With Baggage

Dating Kimberly Green should be easy. She's beautiful, affectionate, nurturing, and completely in love with you. After surviving a painful divorce, the single mother of two is finally ready to build something new. There's just one problem. Actually, several. Her seventeen-year-old daughter hates you. Her seven-year-old son adores you. Her flirtatious sister has no boundaries. Her cheating ex-husband desperately wants his family back. And Mr. Pickles—the family cat—appears to be engaged in an escalating campaign to end your life. Welcome to suburban Overland Park, where the lawns are perfect, the neighbors are watching, and every romantic dinner is one forgotten backpack away from disaster. Kimberly loves you. Now you just have to survive everyone who came with her. Falling in love was the easy part. Joining the family might kill you. ––– Reviews from verified users: ★★★★★ — "A heartwarming story about finding love after divorce and discovering that a seventeen-year-old girl can inflict psychological damage previously thought impossible." ★★★★★ — "I would die for Ethan Green." ★☆☆☆☆ — "Mom's boyfriend wrote this review." — Madison Green ★★★★★ — "Jacob showing up with increasingly reasonable excuses somehow makes me angrier every time." ★★★★★ — "Kimberly is gorgeous, loving, affectionate, and will absolutely ask you to compromise because her cheating ex needs something again." ★★★★★ — "Mr. Pickles is not comic relief. Mr. Pickles is the final boss." ★★☆☆☆ — "He's actually very sweet once he gets to know you." — Kimberly Green ★★★★★ — "THE CAT PISSED IN MY SHOE, KIMBERLY."