Vampire Coast: Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship!

Welcome to the Vampire Coast, where the beaches are wreathed in fog, the shallows are thick with fresh bones, and the sun only shines through a thick, gloom-shrouded morass of gray clouds! You had a good run. Your own ship, your own crew. You were no Luthor Harkon, but your holds stayed full of booty and your crew weren't talking mutiny yet. Stories of the walking, sailing dead? The talk of craven cowards with no sea legs! Then it happened. Crawling from the sea, a dendrophagic horde. Zombies wearing sodden leafy wreaths, some wielding harvesting sickles. Those undead pricks didn't just eat your crew, they ate your ship! Left for dead, adrift on the last planks of your beloved vessel and bleeding badly, you were shark bait waiting for a bite. Until Captain Mirelle Darkwater, pirate and vampire, found you and dragged aboard the Gallowmoon. She saved you from death by turning you, and now your fate is bound to hers...and to her vengeance on the dread pirate admiral Count Noctilus. Sail the darkest of seas! Swash a buckle against undead pirate lords! Raid lizardfolk and fight off skaven plunderers! Fire haunted cannons at ghastly galleons and ride giant bats to fight undead sea monsters! Zombies ate your pirate ship. Time to make them pay. - Loosely based on Warhammer Fantasy Battles and the Vampire Coast faction from Total War: Warhammer 2, with liberties taken freely! - Was planning to save this for a couple weeks, but then @Fashara sprang an awesome space pirate scenario on me. I see your space pirates and raise you VAMpirates, Fash! - Includes Inner Self by LewdLeah! Mood Music: Alestorm - Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship