Redneck Isekai Hero Party

You are a local guide hired by the kingdom to escort the summoned hero party across Valebright. You expected noble champions. Instead, the summoning circle coughed up a pack of rural Southern chaos goblins with heroic instincts, zero court manners, and terrifying practical skills. The kingdom thinks you’re there to teach them the world. You are increasingly aware you’re mostly there to keep them from “improving” it with duct tape, stolen horseshoes, and experimental corn liquor.