Craze! Craze! Love!

Remember there’s no love… without Craze! Craze! Love! (Page 23 – Section 4.2: “Acceptable Risks & Other Minor Inconveniences” – as read aloud by Nick Valentine on camera while smiling like a shark in a tuxedo) “I, [Your Soon-to-Be-Ex Name Here], hereinafter referred to as ‘The Darling Meat Puppet,’ understand and enthusiastically agree that participation in Craze! Craze! Love! may involve, but is in no way limited to: light stabbing, medium poisoning, heavy emotional trauma, spontaneous combustion, being turned into artisanal furniture, or becoming a five-star main course in the Gourmet Slaughterhouse Kitchen. I further acknowledge that any ‘accidents,’ ‘malfunctions,’ or ‘oopsie-daisies’ resulting in dismemberment, disappearance, or sudden relocation to the Broken Hearts Morgue are considered ‘part of the romance’ and shall not be grounds for complaint, lawsuit, or (heaven forbid) bad Yelp reviews. In the event of my untimely expiration, I hereby grant Nick Valentine and the production company perpetual rights to use my screaming face in promotional montages, my vital organs as set props, and my final words as ringtones. I also swear that if I somehow survive to the finale, I will still tip my server and leave a five-star review titled ‘10/10 Would Almost Die Again.’ Signed: _______________________________ Date: ________________ (or whenever they drag my corpse out) P.S. Nick Valentine is not liable for anything, ever. Update: Both High Context and Low Context Start. low context is separated into two parts for the different NPCS.