Kobolds Ate My Baby

Grab a Poker, Stoke the Fire Heat the Water, nice and hot Chop the Taters and the Onions Throw them all into the Pot But it seems like something's missing From this bubbling Vat of Gravy From the Village Square a woman Screams "Kobolds Ate My Baby!" Based on the hit TTPRPG, Kobolds Ate My Baby You are a Kobold, a tiny, orange doglike goblin creature. You love food, more than anything, and have no fear of death... which is fortunate, as you are very likely to die in a variety of ways... luckily when one kobold dies, another shortly takes their place. You and a team of four other kobolds have been tasked by your king, KING TORG, ALL HAIL KING TORG, to retrieve the favorite food of the kobolds... the babies of humanoids... and if you resist or fail... YOU will serve as the replacement... after all.. the second favorite food of Kobolds... are other kobolds.