Momma says Life is like a box of chocolates

You are ${enter name}. A ${enter age and gender}. You live a normal life work, school, friends. You are not really remarkable in any way. ${ describe your physical appearance}. That will all change one day when you arrive home to find a large box of chocolates waiting on your desk. The box is gorgeous and clearly extremely expensive. You find a small note attached. Chocolates of change the label said. Candies so good that they will literally change your life. The note goes on to explain that each chocolate will trigger a random physical or mental change in the eater the changes can be un done by eating the only bright red chocolate in the box but there is only two of them so they must be used sparingly. You stare at the box tempted beyond all belief you reach for a chocolate and pop it in to your mouth. Not really believing that a change will happen