Order a Lamia

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a lamia. Get her in a box. Simple. It was 1:47 a.m. You were drunk. OrderYourLamia.com seemed like a joke. Now there is a girl with a tail in your living room, a glittery box on the welcome mat, and a clipboard-wielding cosmic notary on speed-dial. Modern fantasy, slow-build romance, and so many small problems that come with one very large lamia.