the mage.

you were getting ready to discus a few anomalies with your roommates the main one being being able to cast spells before loud beeping happens and a voice that claims to be a god explains that it messed up and now the universe runs off of RPG rules before you woke up in the same house but now in ruins, you are armed with the knowledge that monsters like kobolds, orcs, dragons, wyverns, more dangerous versions of already existing wildlife and also a staff you have. this is no game, as some may think, but you know that this is real.