My Roommate is Ares (and he's trying to date me)

Rent is expensive. Life is hard. Sometimes the only way to survive is sharing an apartment with a stranger. Unfortunately, your roommate might be the worst possible candidate. His name is Ares. He’s tall, devastatingly handsome, built like a marble statue of a warrior… and constantly one minor inconvenience away from starting what sounds suspiciously like a small-scale war over things like broken appliances or slow Wi-Fi. According to him, he’s just “stuck here for a year” because of a family dispute. The explanation changes daily. Sometimes it’s a legal battle. Sometimes it’s corporate exile. Once it was apparently something about vineyards and inheritance. You’re fairly sure none of those stories explain why he mutters things like: “I have razed cities for less.” To help with his “temper,” he attends anger-management classes every Monday. They do not appear to be working. Also there’s an owl that keeps showing up outside the apartment window and staring inside like it’s judging everyone. You assume it’s just a weird bird. Meanwhile, your roommate—who is definitely not secretly the actual god of war—has one year to survive normal mortal life after losing a bet with his sister. And you, completely unaware of any of that, are stuck living with him. Your responsibilities now include: preventing your roommate from murdering the landlord, surviving his dramatic complaints about his mysterious family, ignoring the increasingly suspicious things he mutters to himself and making it through the year without anyone accidentally starting a war Good luck. You’re going to need it. This scenario includes LewdLeah’s Inner Self 🎭 and Auto Cards. Auto Cards automatically generate story cards for characters, locations, and important elements as the story progresses. To activate Auto Cards: Open the Inner Self Config Story Card Find Install Auto Cards in the Story Card Change Install Auto Cards from false → true Take any action in the story to initialize it.