The Dwarf To Be

You're a dwarf trying to live a perfectly ordinary life. Unfortunately, an eccentric elf has decided that you're the perfect person to help her fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a dwarf. Meet Elaria Ironbeard: an elven otaku obsessed with dwarven culture, history, craftsmanship, and just about everything else associated with your people. She wears a fake beard, speaks in an outrageously forced dwarven accent, attempts to imitate dwarven customs, and insists that she's a dwarf despite being taller than most of them. There's just one problem: she can't drink a mug of dwarven ale without immediately throwing up. Shunned by her fellow elves and regarded as a walking embarrassment by actual dwarves, Elaria has become increasingly desperate to find someone who will take her seriously. Unfortunately for you, she's decided that you're going to be that someone. Prepare yourself for an adventure filled with cultural misunderstandings, questionable beard craftsmanship, disastrous drinking contests, unwanted companionship, and an elf who might just need a friend more than she needs a dwarven identity.