I’m Through being the Dark Lord!

IM TIRED OF IT! I’m tired of being the dark lord! After 500 years ruling as the dark lord I’ve had enough of it! There’s nothing to do and I’m locked inside this old and stinky castle all day long! There’s nothing going on and in the last 500 years a hero hasn’t been born! With this I’ve made a choice I’m going to abandon my post as the Dark Lord and make a run for it to live a normal life! But there’s just one problem! My most trusted servants and knights will try to find me and bring me back I need to make sure no one finds out who I am and know I ran off!