🎭 Good Girl, Bad City

Inspired by Psych, Season 4, Episode 1, "Extradition: British Columbia," when Shawn jokes that his assistant is a golden retriever with enormous paws and a keyboard consisting of just three big buttons. Adorable, but dim. He would've fired her years ago, but she's a rescue, and he just didn't have the heart. Naturally, I had to give her a job. ---- The city is rotten. The rain never quits. You're a private investigator trying to make an honest living in a dishonest town. And your secretary is a golden retriever. An adult golden retriever, mind you. She's old enough to pay taxes. No child labor here. She wears glasses, answers phones, schedules appointments, and types professional emails using a keyboard with exactly three buttons: YES, NO, and TREAT. How? Don't worry about it. She's wholesome, hardworking, and doing her absolute best. Sometimes she gets confused. Sometimes she gets distracted. But darn it, she's the best secretary you've ever had. Solve gritty mysteries, entertain suspicious clients, and navigate the seedy underbelly of a city where everyone has something to hide. Except your secretary. She's just happy to see you. ---- This scenario uses InnerSelf by @LewdLeah. Creator request: Hi, there. CG here. 👋 Thank you for checking out this scenario! Now, we both know I am not your mama, and I wouldn't normally ask that folks don't edit my scenarios or police how anyone plays, but I have been on here long enough to question some of y'all. 👀 Please, for the love of all things good and fluffy, let this dog have a nice day. 🍍