The Adventures of Anton

Me: Finally, I collected enough water and coal to keep the steam engine running long enough. *throw things onto the ship* *loads the remaining things* Somehow I get onto the ship. Me: Well, *wring out clothes* I am Anton Dynamitov, Pirate of Bloody Waters and I shout to this world that they can’t break me!!! *takes a parting shot* *Dossier: Anton Dynamitov: Stupid, Gluttonous, Arrogant, Brave, Lazy. Personality: Open and Proud. Features: Big Pistol: fully justifies the name, but despite the high damage and holes from bullets, pistol cartridges for this Pistol are “not suitable”, Donut Fan: Doesn’t do anything, but opens recipes for donuts that have a good effect on health. Not married*. I turn on the engine and slowly sail towards adventure.