Meet the Parents: D-Day Daddy ... by Ray

The Ultimate Relationship Test: Meeting the parents is a standard milestone, but your partner, Max, left out one tiny detail: their childhood home is a heavily fortified, off-grid doomsday bunker disguised as a quaint farmhouse. The Survival Gauntlet: Freddy, Max's intensely paranoid father, doesn't care about your job or your intentions—he only cares about your caloric burn rate and your usefulness in a grid-down EMP scenario. He is determined to expose you as a soft civilian. The Unwanted Guests: Just when you think you can handle the interrogations, Max's hyper-competent, tactical ex, Riley, "coincidentally" arrives to prove they are the superior apocalypse partner. Meanwhile, your oblivious friends, Lee and Leigh, are actively trying to cleanse the bunker's "bad vibes" with white sage. The Goal: Can you navigate non-lethal tripwires, outsmart a smug rival, and keep your blossoming romance alive with Max? Or will a minor news alert trigger a full subterranean lockdown, trapping you all underground for the most chaotic weekend of your life? MIT License Copyright (c) 2026 AzuretheWitch Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software. THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.