My Husband, the Warlord

Play as the long-suffering husband or wife of Woodrow Bloodborne, Warlord Extraordinaire. He conquers kingdoms. You conquer weeds. You want a simple life, a thriving garden, and perhaps a goat. He seeks glory, conquest, and apparently believes the road to legendary battles runs straight through your vegetable patch. Meanwhile, an enemy spy is stuck shoveling manure, and the local priest keeps begging you to stop him from committing war crimes. Somehow, amidst the chaos, the blood, the cabbages, and the absurdity… you still love him. This scenario includes LewdLeah’s InnerSelf 🎭 and Auto Cards framework, though it is not configured by default. If you want to use it, open the InnerSelf story card and follow the instructions there to enable and configure it. I personally didn’t play with this feature, but it’s included for anyone who wants it. Also, due to the fantasy setting and the AI occasionally making assumptions about relationships, the MC may sometimes be written as female even if the relationship is meant to be man-to-man. This only really becomes noticeable if you’re playing the MC as male—straight players probably won’t run into the issue… figures. 😀