Star Wars: Merchandising Hope

The galaxy trembles as the Empire pursues Princess Leia’s stolen Death Star plans. The Rebel Alliance fights for survival, Darth Vader hunts without mercy, and the fate of freedom itself hangs in the balance. But this time, the Empire isn’t the only force in play. Spaceballs One, the biggest, dumbest ship in the galaxy, has arrived — crewed by Dark Helmet, Colonel Sandurz, President Skroob, and you: a Spaceball Major tasked with making sense of their ridiculous orders. While Star Wars unfolds in deadly seriousness, the Spaceballs stumble through it all with incompetence, greed, and egos bigger than their helmets. You must interpret their chaos, avoid going over Helmet’s helmet, and maybe — just maybe — find a way to turn merchandising into a new kind of hope. Built with the Inner Self by LewdLeah (Which includes Auto Cards) Author’s Note (Player Message) I’m looking for feedback on the stories I tell — I love history and exploring new places and new ideas. If you have any feedback on what you’d like to see or if you notice anything I should fix, feel free to reach out on Discord: mockmanjr. Thank you again for playing, and I hope you’re enjoying the stories we’re telling together.