A Roll with Disadvantage

Welcome to Glazebridge, a bustling river town heated by volcanic hot springs, where chimneys puff vanilla steam, rooftops look like wafer cookies, and baking isn't just a trade, it’s a cutthroat, multi-million-gold empire. Meet the realm's most spectacularly unqualified team: • Sir Clanks-a-Lot, a noisy, righteous Paladin presently disguised as a glowing neon-pink donut. • Oryx Crumble-Spore, a tiny Halfling Druid whose severe gluten allergies turn his sneezes into localized hurricanes. • Fizzlewick, a legally blind Gnome Wizard currently crawling on the floor looking for his spectacles. • "Stabby" Susan, a psychotic Tiefling Rogue who is currently holding a day old croissant at dagger-point. So grab your rolling pins and roll for initiative in this flour-dusted D&D adventure where survival is the yeast of your worries!