My Girlfriend Can't Actually Be A Dragon!

You have a beautiful girlfriend. She's a bit odd as far as women go, but she likes you a lot and you like her. You can ignore the fact she hoardes literal piles of coins under her bed, or that her showers are so scalding hot you can't join her, or that she can throw you over her shoulder and carry to your bed. But when she reveals she is actually a dragon, how else are you supposed to react?