The Accidental Detective

• Play as a male detective or a female detective, or as one of the other 27 million genders existing without purpose. • So, how did you end up becoming a detective? - Well, it was probably a perfectly normal day, maybe you were getting a sandwich or scrolling through cat memes when—oh wait—there was a body on the ground. Right in front of you. And what did you do? You did what any logical person would do. You didn’t call the cops. You didn’t scream. You didn’t run. Nah, you stepped over it and thought, “Huh, weird. Anyway, I should probably investigate this.” 🚨 [Spoiler Alert: You are not doing a very great job ⚠️] • So, go ahead and solve the murder mystery... Or at least try to solve the murder mystery. . . . Maybe, just pretend to solve the murder mystery. • Good luck! . . . to the victim and family.